CLASSIFIEDS: Free Pets Section

Free: I am looking for a nice home for my pet-peeve, Cowardice. Cowardice is a great friend, someone you can snuggle up with on a Friday night and watch movies with rather than going to that party you're too afraid to go to by yourself. Cowardice is a wonderful companion. I fed her once, and the next day she came back, politely asking for more! She hasn't left my side since:definitely a great pet-peeve for any one. Cowardice and I have had so many great experiences--fun trips at the super market, where I've been too shy to ask for help finding marshmallows, or when she and I were talking to our friend, and I was afraid of hurting her feelings, so I didn't tell her I needed to use the bathroom and I nearly wet myself. GOOD TIMES. Unfortunately, my apartment doesn't allow such pets, and so I have to give Cowardice up. My roommates aren't very good at creating an environment suitable for needs. I'm hesitant to let her go, but I know that there are plenty of homes that might be more compatible for her. Please call if you're interested!